Stolen from - ~K-9Coyote

Masculine Traits.

1. [ x] You have a penis.(duh)
2. [x ] You would prefer having a penis.
3. [x] You don't wear makeup.
4. [x] You love sports.(<3 Collage football.)
5. [ x] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
6. [/] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard ect. (who dah fawq is eddie lzzard?)
7. [ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
8. [ x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (I wanted to be ninja-firefighter. Aint I just awsome? )
9. [x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (Starwars! XD Ima nerdy boy!)
10. [x] You like violent music. (if you consider rob zombie violent, then yes. Yes I do.XD)
11. [ ] You don't care how you smell.  
12. [x] You look up to male role-models. (my self. *shot*)
13. [x] You can relate to guy logic. (pff, obviusly)
14. [x] You speak man, as in tools, cars, ect. (I can circles round ya'll fool.>8D)
15. [] You like baggy clothes.
16. [ ] You like a well tailored suit. (I fawqing hate monkey suits. >8U)
17. [] You love memes.
18. [] You like big dogs.
20. [x] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. (I must have ducttape nearby tho, just in case...)
21. [x ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself. (I once scratched myself...at work...in front of my boss...XD)
22. [x] You sit with your legs apart. (I cant sit anyother way.*long legged mother f***er)
23. [x ] You don't understand women. (they confuse me, but I cant help but love em.</3)
24. [x ] You rarely cry in front of people. (I dont even remember the last time I cryed.)
25. [x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. (on a regular basis too.;D)
26. [x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect (espicialy with loud bangs, shrapnel, and fire...lots of fire.8D *pyromaniac*)
27. [x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (I may be redneck, but I'm a polite redneck. V.V)
28. [ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
29. [x ] You have facial/chest hair. (goatee. Its sexy~)
30. [ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.


Total: 20.5



Feminine Traits

1. [] You have a vagina.
2. [ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
3. [ ]  You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.
4. [x] You wish you were thinner. (belive it or not, I do...8( )
5. [] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
6. [ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. (ahhhhh! God no! Please make it stop! <8U)
7. [ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc. (...dah fuck are those...? XD)
8. [] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
9. [] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. (no...I'm singal anyway...)
10. [/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. (only country music.)
11. [] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (pfff hell nah! I'd pop dat bitch a new one! *is kidding* XD)
12. [] You look up to female role-models.
13. [] You can relate to women.
14. [ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. (god I hope not....what?XD)
15. [] You like cute clothes.
16. [ ] You love a nicely laced corset. (...a what?)
17. [] You love to dye your hair.
18. [] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (nope. Just duct-tape. )
19. [ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
20. [ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
21. [] You cross your legs and have good posture.
22. [] The male brain is a mystery.
23. [] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
24. [] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
25. [] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out
26. [ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. (the hell is "astrology"?)
27. [] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
28. [ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (I always did hate pms...now you know why...8I)
29. [] You love cute little animals.
30. [ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.


Total: 1.5



I think thats pretty self explainatory.XD